I'm always happy to give advice on "heat- energy units"! Especially when I am standing in what appears to be a restaurant. In full uniform. Including cap and cape.
Aren't "heat-energy units" now called "calories"?
So, according to Cherry Ames, Restaurant Advice Nurse, the more you feed your kid in the winter the warmer he stays. If that were true for adults I could run around in a thong in a snow drift....
Oh, but look! This Wheaties breakfast is sponsored by none other than Beulah France, RN! Of New York! You remember her! She went from inspecting toilet paper to sponsoring breakfast cereal! I hope she washed her hands...
Since when did nurses get endorsement deals?
Unfortunately I don't think this is the last we will see of Nurse Beulah.
A few years ago, it became a JACHO requirement to document how ERs were addressing cultural diversity. In the ER I was working at the time, the question, asked during triage, went something like this: Are there any cultural or religious beliefs that would affect your care today?
The usual response: a blank stare. Followed by, "What?" or "Huh?" or "I... don't... think... so". Apparently the general public did not find the concept of cultural diversity in health care as important as JACHO did. I've been asking that question for about three years now and in all that time I've had only three requests:
- A Jehovah's Witness (no blood products)
- A Muslim (who was observing Ramadan and while able to take medications if needed, would prefer a medicine that could be taken once a day)
- A woman from Iran who would prefer a female doctor if possible.
Oh, and don't even get me started: the gospel according to JACHO says that we have to measure the circumference of the head of anyone under the age of one. And then chart whether it is normal or not. What are we going to do about it in the ER? Acute head expansion in Bed 8A? Never mind that pediatric triages take forever! Oh, just work it into the triage, they say. Uh..... after we've worked to develop a rapport with the child, the trust of the parents, a full set of vitals including rectal temp done while listening to screaming that makes Dolby Surround Sound seem like an old RCA grammaphone, and obtain an entire medical and immunization history while the patient proves that a pissed-off infant has the vocal strength of thousands. Now we're going to wield the tape measure. I worked in an ER where this was an actually watched in Quality Assurance. You could write up a triage worthy of Kipling himself and they would still find that damn little empty box-with-no-number. The hospital I work in now got around it in a rather interesting fashion. The nurses refused to do it! And somehow we still passed JACHO. Amazing.
Then there was the ER that required, for any patient coming in with a complaint of shortness of breath or cough for any reason, including infants, a ten-item questionaire to test for TB. Questions like:
- Have you had a fever in the last 48 hours?
- Were you born in this country?
- Have you been in a homeless, in a shelter or incarcerated in the past year?
- Have you had a cough?
- Have you had night sweats?
- Is your cough productive?
- Do you smoke?
And the icing on the cake? There was a separate sheet with SARS questions on it.
I bet Beulah France, RN from New York had something to do with it.